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Savage Things Only Real Friends Say
Bestie: just say I’m ugly and go 😭😭😭
You’re not broke… you’re just allergic to money
Friend 2: "A strong 3… in good lighting… from a distance… through a screen."
Friend 2: "Unedited. Unfiltered. Unfortunate."
Bless your heart tho 🥲
Friend 2: "Yeah… giving 'try again later.'"
God must've been multitasking.
Friend 2: "You're God's rough draft."
He hit 'save as is' and moved on.
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Pun-Based Humor
1. Measure twice. Cut once. Then realize you measured in inches instead of centimeters.”
➡️ Lesson: You’re still gonna mess up. And it’s okay
2. “I tried to make a belt out of watches.
It was a waist of time.”
➡️ Caption: Some mistakes still teach you something.
3. “I told my son, ‘You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.’
Now he’s successful and well-rested.”
🟢 Life lesson: Rest matters.
4. “My daughter asked how to become rich.
I said, ‘Spend less than you make—and marry someone with air conditioning.’”
🟢 Lesson: Be smart with money… and comfort.
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