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Savage Things Only Real Friends Say

Bestie: just say I’m ugly and go 😭😭😭

You’re not broke… you’re just allergic to money

😂 “You’re not ugly, you’re just… not for public viewing.”

Friend 1: "How do I look today?"
Friend 2: "Oop— you're wonderfully... and uglyfully made." 😆 God forgot to hit 'edit' on your face. 

Friend 1: "Scale of 1 to 10, how do I look?"
Friend 2: "A strong 3… in good lighting… from a distance… through a screen."

Friend 1: "What do you rate my face?"
Friend 2: "Unedited. Unfiltered. Unfortunate."
Bless your heart tho 🥲

Friend 1: "Is my face giving?"
Friend 2: "Yeah… giving 'try again later.'"
God must've been multitasking.

Friend 1: "Be honest... how do I look?"
Friend 2: "You're God's rough draft."
He hit 'save as is' and moved on.

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  • Pun-Based Humor

1. Measure twice. Cut once. Then realize you measured in inches instead of centimeters.”

➡️ Lesson: You’re still gonna mess up. And it’s okay

2. “I tried to make a belt out of watches.

It was a waist of time.”

➡️ Caption: Some mistakes still teach you something.

3. “I told my son, ‘You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.’

Now he’s successful and well-rested.”

🟢 Life lesson: Rest matters.

4. “My daughter asked how to become rich.

I said, ‘Spend less than you make—and marry someone with air conditioning.’”

🟢 Lesson: Be smart with money… and comfort.


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